It was the night before Independence day and all through the lounge not a bartender was stirring nor even drinking.....
The skies the end of the road.....
A rose by any other name is still, uh, what were we talking about.....
A bird in the hand is worth checking to see if your hands need washing.....
Lightning never strikes a fool more than once.....
The shortest distance between two points is even shorter if you do not try to get from one point to the other.....
Ones own perception of ones self is only exceeded by what ones credit rating really is.....
Poor Joe, he thought he was going to live a long life and look at him, dead at age 99.....
I bet my lawyer can beat up your lawyer.....
Just because things look bad today does not mean things will not look bad tomorow or the day after and even the day after that.....
I used to sleep well at night until I found out it was only a dream.....
Yes Virginia their is a Santa Anna.....and I think it is in California.....
Make hay while the sun is in the sky because when their aint no more sun in the sky theirs a lot of things you wont be doin.....
If someone tells you that you look stiff dont get in a hearse.....
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